Branden Quinlan

Bran TS 66


Branden S20 contestant

Contestant Profile
Seasons Competed 3
Total Number of Days 97


Tribe(s) Corinth
► Sparta
Placement 14/25
Challenge(s) Won 9
Vote(s) Against 3
Day(s) Lasted 32


Tribe(s) Safarka
► Bahal
Placement Sole Survivor
Challenge(s) Won 7
Vote(s) Against 1
Day(s) Lasted 51


Tribe(s) Optio
Placement 15/18
Challenge(s) Won 4
Vote(s) Against 5
Day(s) Lasted 14

Branden Quinlan or "Bran" for short is a contestant on Tumblr Survivor: Olympics, best known for his grating and vexatious personality. Branden was eliminated at the final 14 in a double-disqualification as he was found speaking with another player on opposite tribes. However, these allegations are false and stupid and dumb as hell and false.

Branden is the winner of Tumblr Survivor: Somalia and later returned for as one of 3 winners in Tumblr Survivor: Crossroads.

Tumblr Survivor: Olympics


Name (Age): It’s Branden, Bran if you’re nasty (17)
Tribe Designation: Corinth
Current Residence: A really unsafe area in Michigan
Occupation: Professional Miranda Cosgrove stan
Personal Claim to Fame: I could spell the word difficulty when I was 2 years old and everyone thought I was really smart but actually I just watched Matilda one too many times
Inspiration in Life: Anyone who has ever successfully seduced a rich man 30-40 years older than them
Hobbies: I’ve been trying for 10 minutes to think of something to put for this so i’m just moving on
Pet Peeves: When people ask me what my hobbies are
3 Words to Describe You: Wry, acerbic and lackadaisical
If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why? 1) A video player that only plays the vine of Josh Peck looking at an old picture of himself as Photograph by Nickelback plays in the background 2) A large fluorescent poster with TTYN written on it in permanent marker 3) Knee high turquoise floral fleece socks
SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: A really undesirable mix of Wanda Shirk, Randy Bailey and Kass McQuillen
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I wanna prove to myself that I really am as bad at flash games as I say I am
Why You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I will not
Why Will You Be the Sole SURVIVOR: There is a -5% chance that I will be

Tumblr Survivor: Somalia

Name (Age): Меня зовут Bran and I am seventeen a dancing queen
Tribe Designation: SAFARKA!!!!!!!!!
Current Residence: boone iowa
Occupation: Self-loather
Personal Claim to Fame: i sound exactly like squidward tentacles
Inspiration in Life: the person who made the vine combining worth it by fifth harmony and the girl who says I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL YALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME
Hobbies: sitting at home on my computer for 9 hours straight
Pet Peeves: myself
If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why? happiness love and mental stability oh wait those are just things i want in my everyday life haha lol haha
SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: KASS
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: because i was asked to and i didn’t wanna accept but i was forced into it by a certain host :)
Why You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: i’m gonna get voted out within the first 3 tribal councils just WATCH
Why Will You Be the Sole SURVIVOR: my mom hates me

Tumblr Survivor: Crossroads

Name (Age): its bran im 19
Tribe Designation: optio although im gay
Current Residence: im gay but iowa city iowa
Occupation: being gay
Personal Claim to Fame: well im gay but also i drove past the place where hillary clinton filmed “im just chilling in cedar rapids”
Inspiration in Life: amy schumer
Hobbies: amy schumer
Pet Peeves:  i wish owen and trevor would let me into their relationship and we could be like one of those polyamorous relationships i think they call the 3 way ones a trouple
3 Words to Describe You: Chat, Dates, Friends, Networking, Relationship, Right Now
If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why? 3 dicks
SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: lauren “the ass” rimmer and her alter ego fat patricia from marquesas
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: im a glutton for punishment
Why You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR:  because much like the Reba theme song im a survivor
Why Will You Be the Sole SURVIVOR: when i was little my dad kidnapped me from my house for 3 days and my mom had to call the police to get me back

Voting History


Branden Quinlan's Voting History
Episode Branden Quinlan's
Voted Against
Branden Quinlan
1 Corinth Tribe Immune
2 Corinth Tribe Immune
3 Corinth Tribe Immune
4 Corinth Tribe Immune
5 Sparta Tribe Immune
6 Sparta Tribe Immune
7 Sparta Tribe Immune
8 Casey Casey, Hanne & MJ
9 Sparta Tribe Immune
Removed, Day 32


Branden Quinlan's Voting History
Episode Branden Quinlan's
Voted Against
Branden Quinlan
1 Regan --
2 Daulton --
3 Tribal Cancelled Tribal Cancelled
4 Jake --
5 Bahal Tribe Immune
6 Billy --
7 Bahal Tribe Immune
8 Raymond --
9 Jay Bran Immune
10 Jay Matt
11 Matt Simon & Matt
12 Jay Bran Immune
13 Genki Genki
14 Gavin --
Sole Survivor, Day 50
Jury Votes
for Bran
Zorri, Cody, Ali & Genki


Branden Quinlan's Voting History
Episode Branden Quinlan's
Voted Against
Branden Quinlan
1 TBA -
2 Optio Tribe Immune
3 Optio Tribe Immune
4 Brandon TBA
Voted Off, Day 14

Laure Harassing Bran

"if anyone wants to move up to final 8 and you have dirt on bran and want to snitch now would be the time to do so" —Laure

"so how much photoshop work you put into this one Bran?" —Laure again

"oh yeah I forgot about my daily question: Bran, you've been behaving?" —Tomika

"it's a creative challenge so how ur gonna cheat I don't know Bran" —Ms. Winter

"go to school Bran" —L-Money

"Bran idc when ur ready, this challenge is all about when Laure is ready" —Toshamaka

"my new batch of ejuice came in the mail, so I got my nicotine and won't be mean to y'all anymore, cept bran" —bufufyne

"Bran you've never submitted a flash game score that would ever been worth photoshopping" —Laura

"u are going 70 mph right now Bran, I need u at about a 5" —Huntington's own Laure Hapner

"so glad my children will be leaving the nest Wednesday and I don't have to babysit y'all anymore (@Bran)" —MySpace celebrity Tomika Hapner

"I love how Bran will defend me to the death but I'd slit his throat any time it's suitable for me :)" —Laure, moments after Bran stated that he will defend his good friend Tamashka at all costs

"So 7 hours to til the end. Bran you haven't given me a reason to DQ you yet have I?" —Madame Lalaure

"So Bran did you cheat yet?" —Her

"Bran could literally pm me saying 'Laure i'm in danger i'm gonna kill myself' and I'd just say 'Okay, i'll get the noose'" —Tomika Jo

“[to Simon] Also, if one of them (Cody or Bran) is gone, then you don’t have to hear the hyenas anymore” —Provoker of Evil

"Bran is the only person who's birth certificate includes a return to sender address" —L**re

Every blog she has ever made on


  • Bran holds the record for most idols possessed throughout one season. We aren't sure if this is true actually, Jack found a lot that one time.
  • Bran is the first contestant in Tumblr Survivor history to be disqualified and then return for a future season.
    • He is the first person to win after being disqualified. (i don't know who let him)
  • Bran is beloved for his whitty commentary in the Viewing Lounges. This is debatable.
  • Bran is Trevor's fan favorite no matter what Torsa says.
  • Bran was the main aggressor of the merge tribe name changing from Noiquashio to Gibby.
    • He also takes the credit for the buff and flag which he did not make on his own but will not publicly admit to this.
  • Bran is also the first contestant in Tumblr Survivor with a non-existent hairline.
    • He is referred to as "Miss Fowl" by Emma for this.

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Preceded by
Miranda Wowart
Tumblr Survivor: Egypt
Sole Survivor Titleholder
Branden Quinlan
Succeeded by
Priscilla Diaz
Tumblr Survivor: Riau Islands